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Author Santa Claus.

Title Santa responds [electronic resource] : he's had enough-- and he's writing back! / by Santa Claus.

Publisher Philadelphia ; London : Running Press, c2008.
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Description 1 online resource.
Summary Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve. Dear Billy,. I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alo.
Note Description based on print version record.
Subject Santa Claus -- Humor.
Christmas -- Humor.
Wit and humor.
Genre/Form Downloadable electronic books.
Electronic books.
ISBN 9780786741052 (electronic bk.)
0786741058 (electronic bk.)
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